Health Booklet
I said, "but if one day you never want to cook? Maybe you want to work? The human potential are endless! So I might do it!"
No actually it did not happen, but one reason or another I had to do one for the treatment of food.
When I got the fuck tetanus? It 'been a while that I did not watch my first flush the toilet, go well? But I have to bring the urine? My hands are in order to keep the pans? May need blood tests? I have about thirty by!
These and other thoughts crowded my mind, I was in a panic. I run to inform the secretariat of the CRAS, which is not a supermarket but the former mental hospital in my hometown.
Besaglia When the great law, led to the closure of mental hospitals, leaving crowds of people free to harass innocent unbalanced, do murders and yet protected from insanity, destroying what remained of their families, this became one of the most inefficient complex doctors of the Adriatic coast.
After waiting for about 25 minutes that the chick's voice ended quietly to be dicks her on the phone, I am finally informed I would have to return Tuesday, today, with a document, a photograph and a twenty euro for a ticket is not well defined. Dejected
I take a coffee bar nearby (full of crazy) and I'm going home to hell. I forget again to check the stool.
early this morning, I rise from my bed to go take the damn picture and go back to Cras.
I open a parenthesis on the photograph.
E 'I doubt that as we strive, in all of those photos seem always Algerian terrorists, drug addicts or sleepless wankers.
Not to mention which of these categories I place myself, of course the result is was just one of them. Oh well, I do make four copies, because usually I get worse and could be useful in the future. I pay the tuition of the daughter of the son of a bitch of a photographer and I make a visit to the bar with my friend "N". The
really wants to squander his money on a scratch card "Turista Forever." Obviously he does not win shit. But I
smarter, I take a coffee on an empty stomach and I win a renal colic.
finally arrived to the CRAS, in answering the nice lady to meet again as last time. Today, not talking on the phone and then I am only wasting 15 minutes to show me where the fuck is the health board where to get the coveted book. We find hardly
office after just two years, since the entire complex is constructed in a fun way to remember English colony Renaissance.
Only a little is left to itself and in decay.
Obviously this office was the last, at the end of a road about 2 km to walk. A shuttle could take us close to the plexus, but I will not be heard to challenge the gang of older incidents in which angry that they went en masse to make a prescription for Risperdal.
health Office tell us, however, that the ticket must be done first.
The nice lady secretary had forgotten about an immaterial detail. 'He's bitch.
Ticket To return to the office was up over ground on the other hand, enter the sewers and find the key of diamonds.
So back to the surface and look for the lost property office opening with key executives and to find a corpse flower.
And so on, until the date of spades being very careful not to be eaten by zombies.
Obviously at this stage, we can not climb over gates and fences.
The ticket office is obviously packed crowd of people hoping to fool even a position with a competitive rare even racing in Formula 1 or Moto GP.
Overtake, drifting, no pit stops and even some accidents.
A lady about 150cm tall around 70 years has even tried to dribble past me and my friend with a technique worthy of the NFL's best Runningback Americana. A spin in the armpit.
Skip the usual half an hour and finally cross the yellow line that leads us in front of the box. We pay our 12 cents and 16 euro and we are about to leave.
After defeating Nemesis finally, we return again to the office for health finally understand how to get the fucking manual.
thought it was swift? Of course not. In fact, we realize just arrived
nell'ambulatorio who are all committed to review practices relating to Mr. "M", known undertaker in the area.
Yes, that undertaker with the mega mercedes, his son full of money that goes to a disco 8 days out of 7, a friend of the Mafia and who does everything to convince the parents of a 15 year old boy who died hit by a truck, that there is no better way to honor the death of beloved son, with a coffin of cherry wood Turkamenistan (endangered, of course), the modest price of € 15,000, two camels, a marina and two Orca kidneys. A father and a mother.
Excluding expenses for transportation, burial and tomb.
Basically aspiettiamo yet the practice of virtuous customer (even this probably has delegated) and will be resolved, between one thing and the other goes another half hour.
In the meantime, we are no longer alone, the crowd thronged the ticket box has reached us. The office responsible
us to "accommodate" standing at the desk while checking tickets and passes me a form to fill. The
be just me, my friend does not.
When "N" calls for a form to do before, she says, "we do one at a time."
Yeah, we never give a fucking move. No. Otherwise people will start to come out too frequently in the room and you know that a person fails to complete a form with the usual fucking "Full Name + general data" in less than 15 minutes each.
This is the service of CRAS, we do things calmly and wasting time, so people are waiting. But after I return to this point.
after completing the form is attached to my photo health card on a virgin, and the lady is careful to tap exactly on my face instead of the comfortable white sides. I remember the daughter of the photographer who makes Economics in the center. And swear to myself. Wait another 15 minutes
that my friend carries out the procedure and then we go in the classic "second to last door on the far left, where we expect the doctor to fill out the booklet and make the classic questions of practice.
Ah ah ah. Scherzo. We did not expect.
In fact, the practice of Mr. "M" had passed from the previous surgery to that. That's cool huh?
goes without saying that we waited about ten minutes. Making a mockery of another's privacy, I discovered that Mr. "M" besides being disgustingly full of money also has a hundred health problems more or less relevant.
I'll suck, but I can not care less, in fact.
And finally comes the moment we've hoped for, the moment of truth, the final verdict! By talking to the doctor. While my peers
document and the book still to be completed do a quick read on the form to be filled. We were given questions such as:-
suffer from skin rashes?
-vomits often, you're gagging volunteers?
-Have you ever had problems or intestinal inflammation not know exactly what kind?
-You have lived abroad?
-If yes, how much? Have you ever found
-infectious diseases?
-Malaria, Ebola, Alien in the stomach, etc.?
-smoke? And if so, how much smoke in the workplace? Other
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The doctor asked me to pass this module. Writes roughly my name, address and date of birth on the paper and draw a straight line over all the wonderful questions. Sign the book and I leave.
Done.
Grande. No I say, great!
Now that's serious! Basically I bought the health card with 12 €! But it's wonderful!
I could be HIV positive which is fun to cut the veins and blood sprinkled on food in preparation, but who cares?!
I could have lived in India for two years and taking a bath in the Ganges every day to honor to the great Vishnu and had found two hundred and deadly killer disease, but who the hell cares?! Could I have
alien larvae in the stomach and vomiting syringes while I turn off the cigarette butt in a plate of pasta just served at the table, but this has absolutely no importance ! I HAVE PAID THE TICKET!
No blood, no control on vaccines, no nothing. A straight line with a pen, a signature and we salute you.
I shudder to think that this "document" is bestowed with such ease.
Perhaps the pastry chef behind the house has a viral meningoencephalitis and I do not know. And maybe not even know him. And maybe now I also have, but do not know. Why I did not even control half.
"The health card is an outdated practice that should be repealed."
This was the comment of one of the present text. A bit like a driver's license in short, what the fuck is so much, people would purchase the same or loses it after two days for driving drunk.
I might as well sell insurance cards at the tobacconist's cock, and I know that do pay, 15 €.
"A pack of Marlboro ... A lighter e. .. A health card, thank you. "
"I want to cover with blue or green?"
"Cough! Cough! Excuse me ... I think I have the Larickettsiosi ... "
" So Green? "
Yes, I close the debate with a disturbing message: always think, when you eat somewhere who got their hands on your plate.
Maybe someone concerned about the CRAS visits to obtain medical records, he first checked his stools. What do you know? Straight from the great
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Kate Playgrounds Real Name
God Save the Whale
Facebook, the largest social network where everyone writes and no one reads: "STOP THE slaughter of whales. We need, membership-10000000 !!!".
Save the whales.
Yes of course, are a species threatened with extinction. E 'right to defend it.
Or will the end of the Buffaloes, the Grey Wolves of Hokkaido, the Dodo, the last one which was used by RAI for the "Blue Tree". I still remember the wrenching sadness when I discovered that the poor bird was extinct.
even more when I found out that actually are not polka dots and blue do not speak.
But I digress, we are talking about whales, these beautiful creatures that devour the collective old grannies, wooden dolls and happily eat the legs of some fucking stracazzuto captain who has no other aim in life to avenge the poor pension paid by the Navy, pouring out his anger on a white whale disproportionately larger than any other form of life ever appeared on this planet. But really
Captain Ahab, you did not ever read the manga? People with white hair is always more relief from others. The whales are no exception to this rule. I imagine a basketball game with Moby Dick sitting quietly on the bench who laughs as his team loses by 45 points with five minutes remaining. So you know, everybody knows who is who laughs loudly. E who laughs and has white hair, is also stronger. You know he knows the team, opponents and even the public, will rise from the bench with 3 minutes to reversing the adverse outcome from 87 to 60, in a nice 87-140.
But I digress.
I find it very noble intent of wanting to save the whales, I find less intelligent publish a group to collect signatures, knowing that the signatures, neither the registration of Facebook have absolutely no value. Of any kind.
I could socialize with those members of the group, explaining politely that they will never get 10 million members using a page written entirely in Italian. Smart.
L ' Italy has about 60,000,000 inhabitants. One sixth of the population should adhere to the thing, even if it has any utility.
We arrive at this number? Do not think so.
The old hate the Whales, because I've never been able to fish when they went to a pond with their young girl to make cool.
Young, if they know what a whale is first of all, definitely do not cover the number of people required. Not because we have 10 million young people, just a young 'average' Italian, Facebook uses it to put links ridiculous to fire the former digs slutty girl that has the horns with best friend, post their pictures taken with the 'iPhone before the mirror, including of course the picture' s iPhone. Or become a fan of Dylan Dog, without ever having even read a number, to open social groups as "NO YOU COMMUNISTS!" And so on.
Then there are the "adults", the middle-aged people, or let us call them as we please.
My mother must think of cellulite, weight increases, aging, the new Dove soap, which pulls the folds of the skin making it younger than 5 minutes.
Do you think I can speak Whale? kill me thinking that I am criticized for his overweight.
Well, I play the only ball of Vin Diesel, which is a miracle if they exceed 200,000.
Adding to the suspicion that I have against this initiative, the comments are hypocritical and ignorant of the people participating in this group.
"CURSED JAPANESE SHIT! BUT NOT AWARE THAT WE ARE NOT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, BUT IN 2010??"
racial discrimination, the animal lovers when they become too extremists are the same way as Hitler and woman with menstruation.
not imagine anything worse.
How can we think that a people who do that kind of activity for years (not centuries, as claimed by the historian of Eastern cultures in the words I quoted above), can adapt to the line of Western thought?
Far be it from me to say they do a nice work, I would also like to objectively that the whales are not extinct, but we must also take the role of the people in question that whale fishery and the USA. Yes, use them.
The Japanese are anything but wasteful, they would find a way to use even the crap out of a conch, if it were part of their catch. And here we
, respectable western, we killed the buffalo in America because we liked to do with our cool girl, come on and the Japanese do:
"Hey gook shit, let it be the whales."
"But we draw them for 100 years, why?"
"Only I have the right to cancel the world some form of life. Not satisfied with two atomic bombs ugly monster murderess? "
Yes, I'm a little biased. Is clearly an admirer of Japanese culture. To this can also be argued that these Jappe in the Middle Ages, whales were not regular fish. Unless some text is not reported that they used whaling in 1700. Counting the medieval Japanese then ended in the end of '800, the circle shrinks.
When the Japanese are "released" from their home, the powerful white man had cut off enough.
I can not even imagine people's efforts to reach the Japanese Whaling, I could swear that at the fished by throwing himself into the sea with planes loaded with TNT to serve as suicide bombers and serve their country in gathering food.
In fact, I think Pearl Arbor was a mistake. It was clear that they were going to fish for whales.
"I talk to the Pentagon? Sorry there was an error. Fishermen were new, they did not know. "
" Aaah ... You understand. These things happen. "
" I suppose it could be resolved peacefully. "
" Look we are trying to warn the Enola Gay that the plans have changed, but the empty block electromagnetic radiation systems of communication. "
Hypocrisy. We Westerners are a hundred times more of their killers. People who eat four calves per day appalled at the photos of dismembered whale blood dripping into the sea. As if the sheep do not bleed.
We, with our farms and our slaughterhouses. We packed that farms in the amount of meat equal to 200 whales, which will end up in our fucking Simmenthal horrified us. We aim to
lights against poultry eggs to force him to do in excess. Us that we despise the Chinese, Koreans and company singing because they eat dogs. Why do we have one at home. Then Heidi
considered monsters cannibals because we all eat the likes of his fucking Snowflake?
I am a carnivore, so I was born and die like that. I will eat the meat, well aware of its origin.
I could replace it with other elements as do vegetarians and vegans, people with all my respect because they're probably doing -the right choice for them. "
Yes, because I certainly do not define herbivores, they say that they do not eat, but burn, as long as this do not come to break my balls and tell me I'm a barbarian because I eat meat of animals and stained with the blood of innocent animals.
Why is this extremism of these people. Start watching with disdain the human race on behalf of animals (although I hate the human race, eh, but for other reasons), point the finger at those who think like them, call me a monster because I use my fucking toothy for chewing shreds of their poor rabbit they leave around the house scagazzare sofa.
Yes, I eat meat. I like it, is good, those who know more than me also says that if strange, is also good to eat it.
I could not do it, I'm fine. But I will not start eating seitan and tofu for the rest of my life for this, not even for the fuck.
not you well? We will not go to dinner together, pick one for after dinner when there is a better cigarette fumeremo harmful to our lungs and air. Perfect.
But back then the Whales, it must be saved, because in fact their numbers (in the sense of the various species of cetaceans) is very small.
Yes, the Japanese fishing, but the whales die and go dying because of pollution and the ozone hole disaster that has fostered the growth of jellyfish that eat the plankton, thus drastically reducing the nourishment of our beloved whales.
Whose fault is it? Of Japan? Or the world? The Japanese still
currently organizing large whaling, no one knows why, given that 95% of the Japanese population has probably never touched the whale meat.
Perhaps the blubber is the best propellant to move Gundam, Getter Robot, Mazinkaiser and the rest. Perhaps
oil made from it is ideal to rotate the drill or have Gurren Lagann scarrellare well the Buster Rifle of Wing Gundam.
do not know.
must find a middle ground, as with all things.
save the whales and also save the Japanese, because only they have the mega-robot that can defend the Earth from an attack by alien monsters. You have never seen elsewhere giant robots? Not me. We need.
And finally, nobody cares about environmental disasters ever. None
Fujii horrified when the mountain opens to release a Super Robot huge, or when any other mountain is actually a garage to keep 'sti so huge. Who takes care of the mountain? Who?!
None. Why are we saved your ass robot. Hypocrisy.
Facebook, the largest social network where everyone writes and no one reads: "STOP THE slaughter of whales. We need, membership-10000000 !!!".
Save the whales.
Yes of course, are a species threatened with extinction. E 'right to defend it.
Or will the end of the Buffaloes, the Grey Wolves of Hokkaido, the Dodo, the last one which was used by RAI for the "Blue Tree". I still remember the wrenching sadness when I discovered that the poor bird was extinct.
even more when I found out that actually are not polka dots and blue do not speak.
But I digress, we are talking about whales, these beautiful creatures that devour the collective old grannies, wooden dolls and happily eat the legs of some fucking stracazzuto captain who has no other aim in life to avenge the poor pension paid by the Navy, pouring out his anger on a white whale disproportionately larger than any other form of life ever appeared on this planet. But really
Captain Ahab, you did not ever read the manga? People with white hair is always more relief from others. The whales are no exception to this rule. I imagine a basketball game with Moby Dick sitting quietly on the bench who laughs as his team loses by 45 points with five minutes remaining. So you know, everybody knows who is who laughs loudly. E who laughs and has white hair, is also stronger. You know he knows the team, opponents and even the public, will rise from the bench with 3 minutes to reversing the adverse outcome from 87 to 60, in a nice 87-140.
But I digress.
I find it very noble intent of wanting to save the whales, I find less intelligent publish a group to collect signatures, knowing that the signatures, neither the registration of Facebook have absolutely no value. Of any kind.
I could socialize with those members of the group, explaining politely that they will never get 10 million members using a page written entirely in Italian. Smart.
L ' Italy has about 60,000,000 inhabitants. One sixth of the population should adhere to the thing, even if it has any utility.
We arrive at this number? Do not think so.
The old hate the Whales, because I've never been able to fish when they went to a pond with their young girl to make cool.
Young, if they know what a whale is first of all, definitely do not cover the number of people required. Not because we have 10 million young people, just a young 'average' Italian, Facebook uses it to put links ridiculous to fire the former digs slutty girl that has the horns with best friend, post their pictures taken with the 'iPhone before the mirror, including of course the picture' s iPhone. Or become a fan of Dylan Dog, without ever having even read a number, to open social groups as "NO YOU COMMUNISTS!" And so on.
Then there are the "adults", the middle-aged people, or let us call them as we please.
My mother must think of cellulite, weight increases, aging, the new Dove soap, which pulls the folds of the skin making it younger than 5 minutes.
Do you think I can speak Whale? kill me thinking that I am criticized for his overweight.
Well, I play the only ball of Vin Diesel, which is a miracle if they exceed 200,000.
Adding to the suspicion that I have against this initiative, the comments are hypocritical and ignorant of the people participating in this group.
"CURSED JAPANESE SHIT! BUT NOT AWARE THAT WE ARE NOT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, BUT IN 2010??"
racial discrimination, the animal lovers when they become too extremists are the same way as Hitler and woman with menstruation.
not imagine anything worse.
How can we think that a people who do that kind of activity for years (not centuries, as claimed by the historian of Eastern cultures in the words I quoted above), can adapt to the line of Western thought?
Far be it from me to say they do a nice work, I would also like to objectively that the whales are not extinct, but we must also take the role of the people in question that whale fishery and the USA. Yes, use them.
The Japanese are anything but wasteful, they would find a way to use even the crap out of a conch, if it were part of their catch. And here we
, respectable western, we killed the buffalo in America because we liked to do with our cool girl, come on and the Japanese do:
"Hey gook shit, let it be the whales."
"But we draw them for 100 years, why?"
"Only I have the right to cancel the world some form of life. Not satisfied with two atomic bombs ugly monster murderess? "
Yes, I'm a little biased. Is clearly an admirer of Japanese culture. To this can also be argued that these Jappe in the Middle Ages, whales were not regular fish. Unless some text is not reported that they used whaling in 1700. Counting the medieval Japanese then ended in the end of '800, the circle shrinks.
When the Japanese are "released" from their home, the powerful white man had cut off enough.
I can not even imagine people's efforts to reach the Japanese Whaling, I could swear that at the fished by throwing himself into the sea with planes loaded with TNT to serve as suicide bombers and serve their country in gathering food.
In fact, I think Pearl Arbor was a mistake. It was clear that they were going to fish for whales.
"I talk to the Pentagon? Sorry there was an error. Fishermen were new, they did not know. "
" Aaah ... You understand. These things happen. "
" I suppose it could be resolved peacefully. "
" Look we are trying to warn the Enola Gay that the plans have changed, but the empty block electromagnetic radiation systems of communication. "
Hypocrisy. We Westerners are a hundred times more of their killers. People who eat four calves per day appalled at the photos of dismembered whale blood dripping into the sea. As if the sheep do not bleed.
We, with our farms and our slaughterhouses. We packed that farms in the amount of meat equal to 200 whales, which will end up in our fucking Simmenthal horrified us. We aim to
lights against poultry eggs to force him to do in excess. Us that we despise the Chinese, Koreans and company singing because they eat dogs. Why do we have one at home. Then Heidi
considered monsters cannibals because we all eat the likes of his fucking Snowflake?
I am a carnivore, so I was born and die like that. I will eat the meat, well aware of its origin.
I could replace it with other elements as do vegetarians and vegans, people with all my respect because they're probably doing -the right choice for them. "
Yes, because I certainly do not define herbivores, they say that they do not eat, but burn, as long as this do not come to break my balls and tell me I'm a barbarian because I eat meat of animals and stained with the blood of innocent animals.
Why is this extremism of these people. Start watching with disdain the human race on behalf of animals (although I hate the human race, eh, but for other reasons), point the finger at those who think like them, call me a monster because I use my fucking toothy for chewing shreds of their poor rabbit they leave around the house scagazzare sofa.
Yes, I eat meat. I like it, is good, those who know more than me also says that if strange, is also good to eat it.
I could not do it, I'm fine. But I will not start eating seitan and tofu for the rest of my life for this, not even for the fuck.
not you well? We will not go to dinner together, pick one for after dinner when there is a better cigarette fumeremo harmful to our lungs and air. Perfect.
But back then the Whales, it must be saved, because in fact their numbers (in the sense of the various species of cetaceans) is very small.
Yes, the Japanese fishing, but the whales die and go dying because of pollution and the ozone hole disaster that has fostered the growth of jellyfish that eat the plankton, thus drastically reducing the nourishment of our beloved whales.
Whose fault is it? Of Japan? Or the world? The Japanese still
currently organizing large whaling, no one knows why, given that 95% of the Japanese population has probably never touched the whale meat.
Perhaps the blubber is the best propellant to move Gundam, Getter Robot, Mazinkaiser and the rest. Perhaps
oil made from it is ideal to rotate the drill or have Gurren Lagann scarrellare well the Buster Rifle of Wing Gundam.
do not know.
must find a middle ground, as with all things.
save the whales and also save the Japanese, because only they have the mega-robot that can defend the Earth from an attack by alien monsters. You have never seen elsewhere giant robots? Not me. We need.
And finally, nobody cares about environmental disasters ever. None
Fujii horrified when the mountain opens to release a Super Robot huge, or when any other mountain is actually a garage to keep 'sti so huge. Who takes care of the mountain? Who?!
None. Why are we saved your ass robot. Hypocrisy.
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